A Haircut Tomorrow
June 29th, 1999 at 12:00 am (Everyday Life)
It has happened so often that I can’t keep up with it. My hair always looks as though it needs to be cut. Because I have two jobs, I continuously say “I’ll get my hair cut tomorrow.” Well, tomorrow takes two months to get here.
I really believe that if my hair covered my entire head, I might come to a conclusion that I look like a shaggy dog. However, my hair is very sparse. I guess for that reason, it has to grow down to shoulder length and around my ears before I realize that it looks a mess.
Every now and then, as a little reminder, someone at work will say “Oh, your hair is really getting long.” What they really want to say is “Get a haircut. Puh-leaze!”
If I do not find the time tomorrow, I hope I do not make the same remark over and over.
I will get my hair cut tomorrow, so help me.